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Kardashian Demotivational Poster


IT WAS HORRIBLE! - I dreamt I was in a world where only smart and talented people could be famous!


TAGS: kardashian nightmare
Rating: 4.77/5

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falloutghoul - July 25, 2012, 8:43 pm
Not sure if repost, or...I-don't-know-what.
BoneCD - July 23, 2012, 9:22 pm
LMFAO...I f'n love this poster!!!! 5 extreme poodles for you
falloutghoul - July 23, 2012, 2:59 pm
If only it was a dream come true.


GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)


TAGS: life time fun girl stupid celeb triplet kardashian kkk
Rating: 2.48/5

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shmoe13 - February 11, 2011, 5:50 am
thats hedly!!


Geology -


TAGS: geology kardashians big bang theory
Rating: 4.75/5

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Oldsod - April 22, 2014, 6:12 am
Come to think of it...wasn't Gypsum Rose Lee a stripper or something?


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek
Rating: 3.84/5

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NickelinDimer - August 13, 2016, 6:12 am
(Singing): "I'm a Cardassian!"
Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm
gahahahahahaha
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!


I just bought a smart TV -


TAGS: kardashians tv
Rating: 5/5

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blesic - December 24, 2014, 12:28 am
Very good.
Bolverk633 - December 10, 2014, 9:21 am
I also have bought a smart TV- every time the Kardasians appear it turns itself off, so it doesn’t have to try to match the unnatural skin tones.
demon001 - December 3, 2014, 7:07 am
Used to be teenage wasteland now it's Crap TV!
concern3 - December 2, 2014, 2:43 am
5er


Vacuous -


TAGS: kardashian vacuous stupid bimbos
Rating: 4.58/5

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Thedge - September 19, 2014, 6:34 am
Thank you. HA ! ! !
Thedge - September 19, 2014, 6:32 am
May I now insert, HA ! ! ! ?
Thedge - September 19, 2014, 6:31 am
Oh, and *need* to say, not stupid. Tractable is a more politically correct term, I think.
Thedge - September 19, 2014, 6:29 am
120, or less. Sort of like hiring cops. Too smart and danged if they don't start thinking!
Thedge - September 19, 2014, 6:27 am
Vacuous to clean floors? Ummm... yeah, that is the idea. IQ
MagicBob - April 20, 2014, 4:22 pm
Now imagine FAT and Stupid, that's just down the road men.
Oldsod - April 11, 2014, 6:20 pm
...isn't the vacuous what you use to clean the floor?
Bolverk3778 - March 30, 2014, 8:50 am
One can only hope that the two younger Jenner's take notice of the screw up's made by their older sisters!
Sean - March 30, 2014, 1:02 am
*non
Sean - March 30, 2014, 1:01 am
Ah, Le Pistolas L'amour, no?
Cannabal - March 29, 2014, 8:36 pm
They're pretty..... pretty vay-cont.


THESE DAYS HOWEVER, - it's a path to fame and fortune!




DELUSIONS VS HALLUCIANTIONS -




THE SEVENTH SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE - Kanye West Dates Kim Kardashian And Any Hope For The Redemption Of Humanity Implodes




THE MULLIGAN - What happened to her? It's like the pretty GENES ran out on her. Like it was quitting time on FRIDAY.




DAY DREAMS - "I can't wait to have more dream weddings!"




Keeping Up With The Kardashians -




happiness -


TAGS: kanye smile kardashian trapped idiot
Rating: 5/5

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Zetmonk - June 13, 2013, 6:50 am
Happiness isn't gangsta...


After Porn Ends -




Shopping Wally World -


TAGS: walmart shopping kardashian sisters
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - August 27, 2013, 2:11 pm
Huh....
ughomer - August 27, 2013, 5:10 am
Hey . . . . . . .


FAME -


TAGS: h** but not respected kardashian
Rating: 4.85/5

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caveman - May 15, 2012, 12:14 am
precisely
Derek - May 15, 2012, 12:00 am
Fame - Respect = Infamy
DonQ - May 14, 2012, 10:07 pm
BINGO!!!!!!!!!


hey Kardashian -




For External Use Only -


TAGS: kardashian curling iron tag extenal
Rating: 4.79/5

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Bolverk3778 - June 12, 2013, 5:44 pm
They younger female members of the family are half-way good looking the elders look like they have done 10 rounds with an ugly stick.


SOMETIMES BEFORE AND AFTER DON'T MATTER - Plastic Surgery Can't Work Miracles Once a Douchebag, Always A Douchebag


TAGS: kardashian douchebag miracles plastic surgery
Rating: 4.64/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2014, 2:31 am
Amen, brother!


Blondes -


TAGS: blonde kardashian
Rating: 4.63/5

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steve1961 - January 5, 2014, 1:19 am
Forgive Moo. He still hasn't gotten over Britney...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2014, 11:16 pm
Away....I should have said that she should go away....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2014, 11:16 pm
she should go quiet....more people would appreciate that.
vilnius - January 4, 2014, 11:13 pm
kim kardashian goes blonde
Greeny - January 4, 2014, 6:35 pm
I'm guessing new dra**s
Sho - January 4, 2014, 6:15 pm
Don't get it..


Hitchcock is spinning -




FAME - ALL WANT IT. SOME HAVE IT. MOST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT.


TAGS: fame kardashians useless
Rating: 4.43/5

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pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 9:55 am
Kind of. But when you're done blowing chunks after trying sashimi you're not left with a huge bank balance and a mansion in Beverly Hills.
CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012, 9:50 am
Some want it, get it then decide they don't like it after all. Kinda like wanting to try a food that looks tasty, but when actually tried, isn't tasty.
pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 9:38 am
Noted. Muchas gracias.
M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 9:34 am
Ps, 5L for the truism.
M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 9:33 am
2 tips: 1) Make sure Capslock is off. 2) space out the lines, try not to cram everything into one line, it makes a better statement to space them out. Check out "Tips on making a good Motivational" in the forums, might give you a few ideas.


Kim Kardashian -




ATTRACTION -


TAGS: missi pyle jenny mccarthy paris hilton kim kardashian hollywood women
Rating: 4.25/5

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steve1961 - June 8, 2014, 2:25 pm
She's 21. She's advertised as Japan's Lady GaGa...
Reality Lord - June 8, 2014, 11:32 am

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu...um please tell me she's older than the 9yr old they have her made up as. just totally wrong.
Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 8:31 pm

Do you even google, bro? Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is a J-pop star... see my sig in the forum. And I'd love to do some Kamasutra activities with her!
steve1961 - June 6, 2014, 10:57 am
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu? Is that some kind of Kama Sutra thing? With an octopus, no doubt...
Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 9:16 am

1 beauty out of the 4 (Kim's h**, I don't care), Jenny McCarthy's funny sometimes... other than that, I couldn't care less about them. Give me Kyary Pamyu Pamyu anyday
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2014, 12:23 am
No worries, Sho. Sometimes it's difficult to tell on the internet... and texting.
Sho - June 5, 2014, 11:29 am
No need to apologize. I wasn't offended :)
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:58 am
Personality? Character? Face? Health issues? Things can be overlooked....‘cept that enormous hind end of Miss K. She could be the next Robert Crumb model, of which I’m a huge fan....of Robert Crumb....aaand humongous hind ends.
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:57 am
As for me, I can appreciate Sho’s stance in regard to those poor maligned sweeties. As for those ladies themselves, hey, I do love a smorgasbord.
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:56 am
Well, imagine that, crotchetyoldcynic is being a crotchety old cynic. Opines can be shared without provocation. No need to apologize, cynic.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:23 am
But we can agree to disagree. And if I've offended you in any way - poster or comment - it was NOT my intention, I apologize.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:15 am
. . . and it's darker than any film could depict. It's commendable that you want to see the good in people, especially at Motifake and in your life. I just can't regarding the film industry.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:07 am
Granted, there are people who get into acting with the best intentions. But to believe that everybody's intentions in Hollywood is pure, would be naive. Now I don't want to sound cliched, but I've had friends and family go to Hollywood and Disney . . .
Greeny - June 4, 2014, 10:04 pm
I heard Paris could f**kup a County Fair
Sho - June 4, 2014, 4:48 pm
i see its more, lets say, fun and easier to think badly of someone, than to actually walk in their shoes, or figure out what really happened. but yes, people like you, who bash what you hate instead of promote what you love, are making them famous too
Sho - June 4, 2014, 4:45 pm
those are good reasons to think they have some s*d without even knowing them personally? better just believe what the media wants you to think and judge by what you hear/see, not what you know. Any guy could say the same about your mom/sister/girlfriend 2
maoworks2 - June 4, 2014, 1:00 pm
Point Taking .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:37 am
Lastly, any average guy you ask would most likely say that they'd "t@p that." What stops those in power - in complete control of their career - to do the same? . . . . . I fear I may have said too much, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:32 am
That's basically why I logically believe that certain ones in the aforementioned have something, despite what they themselves actually believe to be cured.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:25 am
"cures." E.g. polio is making a comeback. And as medical science has proven (or not proven) nothing is cured - not even cancer. Everything is in remission, slowly mutating into something stronger; more resistant to treatment.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:19 am
I think if one climbed the ladder to success with no real talent (excluding bedroom talent), according to any and all home videos that were "accidentally left in the open", there's no doubt that medically something is incubating despite so called
Greybeard - June 4, 2014, 8:24 am
Super. 5 HoLlywood faceLifts
Sho - June 4, 2014, 7:52 am
Why do people always a**ume they have s*d?
Reality Lord - June 4, 2014, 6:55 am

Meh...shoot me. I've always had a thing for paris


Simply -


TAGS: chocolate peanut b***er comparison kardashians
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 21, 2016, 11:38 am
Who needs arteries when ya got chocolate teehee
JesusWept - August 20, 2016, 7:01 am
Or arteries without cholesterol. ^^^^^Up
MissPriss - July 30, 2016, 10:06 pm
You're welcome and thank you!
concern3 - July 30, 2016, 4:41 am
Nice this site needs more funny thanks, UP yours


A Christmas Story -


TAGS: christmas socialite kim kardashian humor
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 2, 2014, 7:44 pm
good'n GB


Once Again -


TAGS: kimye brangilina kim kardashian robbed
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - October 4, 2016, 11:20 am
yes but half the stuff was on lone, besides she'll make more money off the publicity than the insurance.
EmilioDumphque - October 4, 2016, 3:24 am
Insurance scam?


The Personality Crisis -




KANYE WEST -


TAGS: funny kanye west kardashiann meme
Rating: 4.67/5

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ThatKoffeeBurns - December 18, 2015, 11:37 am
lol
Pikeman - November 14, 2015, 7:20 pm
One of the more rational acts of his life.


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